We Weren't All Beheaded
Divorced Beheaded and Died Divorced Beheaded Survive. My name is Alexis Bruner and this is a blog on all six of Henry VIII's wives. I started it because I love Tudor history and these poor women. I have also dedicated it to facts on Tudor Era life and times and trying to eliminate any myths about these women.


Also, I completely and utterly LOATHE Phillipa Gregory and Showtime's the Tudors. I ABSOLUTELY WILL NOT PUT UP QUOTES, SCREENSHOTS, OR WRITE PASSAGES BY MY OWN SELF. I will reblog these things though. Also do not ask me to do a review of either because I am extremely biased against these works of FICTION!!!! I have had to delete such things from my ask box so please just don't.

(I count the "Elizabethan" era as part of the Tudor Era. So please don't bitch to me if I put up something from Shakespeare, for example, as not being from this period. To me the whole Tudor dynasty counts as the Tudor Era from Henry VII to Elizabeth I.)


Some sources:
http://everythingtudor.com/
http://englishhistory.net/tudor.html
http://tudorhistory.org/
http://www.elizabethfiles.com/
http://www.historylearningsite.co.uk/tudor_england.htm
http://www.tudorplace.com.ar/
http://www.historyonthenet.com/Tudors/tudorsmain.htm
http://tudorstuff.wordpress.com/




My main Tumblr:
http://thatanimechick.tumblr.com/


We Weren't All Beheaded: highly personal but I think my readers should know.→

wewerentallbeheaded:

My cousin, let’s call her K, is losing her six year battle with Neuroblastoma, which is a cancer of the nerves. It is a very hard time for me and it’s hard for me to update constantly. I hate this really. I have good news and I am happy and then this.





Hell no, Philippa Gregory: 3. "Henry was a monster. He raped Anne!"→

hellnophilippagregory:

The fact that even PG wasn’t stupid enough to include something in her novel really makes a statement about this person.

NOTICE: If you, or anyone you know, have taken The Other Boleyn Girl as fact, please see your doctor immediately, for you might have brain damage. He will most likely…


Philippa Gregory Under the Literature section of TVTropes. Org for Dan Browning

Philippa Gregory, in works such as The Other Boleyn Girl, in which, among numerous other mistakes, she cuts out Mary Boleyn’s promiscuous past, and portrays Anne Boleyn as an evil woman and that the charges against her (such as sex with her brother) as accurate. Gregory claims that there is “doubt” in these areas and that she is merely giving her own “interpretation,” while in reality few if any historians would agree with her. The real kicker about Gregory is that she actually does do her research. A Tudor nut can, when reading her novels, pick out plenty of scenes she took directly from historical record. Unfortunately, with The Other Boleyn Girl in particular she did the research and then threw half of it out the window. And didn’t admit it.


Hell no, Philippa Gregory: 2. "I want my first book to be just like The Other Boleyn Girl."→

hellnophilippagregory:

PLAGIARISM!!!

I don’t know if I should be more bothered by the fact that this person was blatantly preparing to copy TOBG, or the fact that they thought it was worth copying.

I’m going with the latter.

If you’re going to write historical fiction, it doesn’t have to be great to be published….


everything-tudor:

Lady Jane Grey and her husband, Lord Guildford Dudley, were executed on 12 February 1554 at the Tower of London.

An eyewitnesses account: 

His [Guildford’s] carcase thrown into a cart, and his head in a cloth, he was brought to the chapel within the Tower, where the Lady Jane, whose lodging was in Partidge’s house, did see his dead carcase taken out of the cart, as well as she did see him before alive on going to his death - a sight to her no less than death. By this time was there a scaffold made upon the green over against the White Tower, for the said Lady Jane to die upon….  The said lady, being nothing abashed….with a book in her hand whereon she prayed all the way till she came to the said scaffold….  First, when she mounted the said scaffold she said to the people standing thereabout: ‘Good people, I am come hither to die, and by a law I am condemned to the same.  The fact, indeed, against the queen’s highness was unlawful, and the consenting thereunto by me: but touching the procurement and desire thereof by me or on my behalf, I do wash my hands thereof in innocency, before God, and the face of you, good Christian people, this day’ and therewith she wrung her hands, in which she had her book.  And then, kneeling down, she turned to Feckenham [the dean of St Paul’s] saying, ‘Shall I say this psalm?’  And he said, ‘Yea.’  Then she said the psalm of Miserere mei Deus, in English, in most devout manner, to the end.  Then she stood up and gave…Mistress Tilney her gloves and handkercher, and her book to master Bruges, the lieutenant’s brother; forthwith she untied her gown.  The hangman went to her to help her therewith; then she desired him to let her alone, and also with her other attire and neckercher, giving to her a fair handkercher to knit about her eyes.

Then the hangman kneeled down, and asked her forgiveness, whom she gave most willingly.  Then he willed her to stand upon the straw: which doing, she saw the block.  Then she said, ‘I pray you dispatch me quickly.’  Then she kneeled down, saying, ‘Will you take it off before I lay me down?’ and the hangman answered her, ‘No, madame.’  She tied the kercher about her eyes; then feeling for the block said, ‘What shall I do?  Where is it?’  One of the standers-by guiding her thereto, she laid her head down upon the block, and stretched forth her body and said: ‘Lord, into thy hands I commend my spirit!’  And so she ended.


Hell no, Philippa Gregory: 1. "Philippa Gregory is a genius."→

hellnophilippagregory:

I understand the implication is not that she is a literal genius of an esteemed IQ, so let’s put that falsehood aside.

Just think about this for a moment. Maybe she’s smart; if you judge based on university, she did go to the University of Sussex, and then the University of Edinburgh, which are…


“For six years, this year, and this, and this, and this, I did not love him. And then I did. Then I was his. I can count the days I was his in hundreds. The days we bedded. Married. Were Happy. Bore Elizabeth. Hated. Lusted. Bore a dead child, which condemned me… to death, In all one thousand days. Just a thousand. Strange. And of those thousand, one when we were both in love, only one, when our loves met and overlapped and were both mine and his. And when I no longer hated him, he began to hate me. Except for that one day.”

Anne Boleyn from the film Anne of a Thousand Days (via myhistoryobsession)


Working History: Anne of the Thousand Days Appreciation Post→

workinghistory:

As I have said before, Anne of the Thousand Days influenced my love of Tudor History. I would not have become such a fan had it not been for this movie. I will do my best to remain impartial, but I think it is fairly obvious that this review is glowing.

I want to focus on three aspects that made…

This is and will always be one of my top five favorite movies period. I love the way you described it here.


Working History: No!→

workinghistory:

It is never okay to be glad that someone died. I do not care who it is. Reveling in death makes you no better than the monsters you claim to hate!

Anne Boleyn was a good woman, she did not deserve to die. But it is not okay to be happy Jane Seymour died at birth. Anne Boleyn would not respond…


Working History: No!→

workinghistory:

It is never okay to be glad that someone died. I do not care who it is. Reveling in death makes you no better than the monsters you claim to hate!

Anne Boleyn was a good woman, she did not deserve to die. But it is not okay to be happy Jane Seymour died at birth. Anne Boleyn would not respond…



tinywaitress:

Yes, she thought as she strode out into the now sunlit afternoon, I am my mother’s daughter. And I shall make her proud.
The Secret Diary of Anne Boleyn - Robin Maxwell

tinywaitress:

Yes, she thought as she strode out into the now sunlit afternoon, I am my mother’s daughter. And I shall make her proud.

The Secret Diary of Anne Boleyn - Robin Maxwell


Fuck Yeah, History Foes!: Robert Devereux, 2nd Earl of Essex→

fuckyeahhistoryfoes:

An Elizabethan political twit, not the *sparkling* court favourite he is on occasion portrayed as. Ballsed up his post as Lord Lieutenant of Ireland during the Nine Years War, that he mightily talked himself into, yet failed to deliver on. Bitched off in court because Elizabeth I took away…


हैरिसन: Even though Henry VIII was a huge douchebag, I can’t hate him. He was...→

z0ya:

Even though Henry VIII was a huge douchebag, I can’t hate him. He was vile and destructive and selfish, but I can’t hate him. I know for a fact my English teacher loathes him. He called me amazing though~ and told the class I’ll release a best-selling book on the Tudors in 10 years because I know…



alysond71:

Henry VIII’s armour. I gotta wonder if that codpiece was wishful thinking.
My pic from 12/2011.

alysond71:

Henry VIII’s armour. I gotta wonder if that codpiece was wishful thinking.

My pic from 12/2011.


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